Random Rantings

All the things said

December 15, 2010 7:25 am

For all the fools -

Sometimes in a conversation, what matters most

Is only an Iota of

All the things said

For all the Commies -

When oppressed, they must reject

Vehemently and Univocally

All the things said

For all Hopelessly in Love -

In an argument, almost and always never take

To your heart deeply

All the things said

[I get up 7 in the morning and I randomly key in the above lines in my blog. Total Random, Just wanted to publish something… ]

“I want to own a shoe-box, I can earn more then”

September 10, 2010 5:30 pm

I was meeting my friend Deepak Rathee after a really long time. Rathee Boy (as we lovingly call him) was in Pune (let me tell you Pune is indeed the Queen of Deccan during the Monsoons) and I was just done for the day from work. So, we decided to play “catch-up”.

We met up at SGS Mall at Camp at around 2 pm, shared a King-Size-Pizza-Meal-for-2, got chatty. It was then followed by cold coffee and anar juice.  We hit the game machines for a series of Air Hockey and Slam-Dunk basketball games [Rathee Boy beat me in both the series :( ]. Next we were tortured by Radio City’s – Meet the Stars of “Life Express” - Ms. Rituparna Sengupta event on the mall floor (I had seen her only in movies and in person, she ain’t that tall and charming) and finally we decided to call it an evening at around 8. It was plain fun.

We were outside the mall to hire auto-rickshaws back to our respective destinations when I got a call. Rathee Boy waited for me to finish so that we could say good-byes in a more relaxed manner (signs of us being sentimental fools). While on call, a shabby looking boy – short cluttered hair, dirty brown skin, soiled clothes and a plastic sack  originally meant for cement hauled over his back, approached Rathee Boy. I was a little away so I couldn’t make out what was being said between Rathee and the boy. After I ended my call, I approached the two and it is then I heard a clear, distinguished and fluent English voice say -  ”I want to own a shoe-box, I can earn more then”. I was a bit surprised. It’s not that I haven’t heard boys of his age (which must be around 10) speak clearly in English, but the conviction his voice carried was unmistakable. I joined in the conversation. Me and Rathee started interrogating the boy.

“Do you go to School?”

“Yes I go to an English medium school. I am in 4th standard.”

“What do you do?”

“I polish shoes. I pay for my School Fees and take care of my family. I am doing shoe-polish to earn. Sir, can I polish your shoes. I don’t have a shoe-box, I carry my things in this bag. I don’t look like I polish shoes without shoe-box. I need money to buy the shoe box. The shoe-box cost me 350 rupees”

His replies were crisp with a distinguished Indian English accent. Apart grammatical mistakes here and there the speech was fluid. It didn’t look like it was rehearsed. We exchanged glances. And like all chaddi-buddies we knew what we wanted to next. We continued.

“Where do you get the Shoe box?”

“Five minutes walk from here. I take you there. There is a man who sells shoe-boxes for 350 rupees”

“Let’s see the man. Take us there”. And we instinctively started following the boy.

“Where are you from?”

“I am from Rajasthan, but I live in Hadapsar”

“Do you come from Hadapsar everyday?”

“Yes, I go to School from 7 to  12 and take a bus to here at 2. I take a bus back at 9. I am doing shoe-polish to earn. I don’t have a shoe-box, I carry my things in this bag. I don’t look like I polish shoes without shoe-box”

“Who is at home?”

“My mother and little sister. We come from Rajasthan. Near BITS Pilani. Sir, where you from?”

“I am from Delhi. What does your mother do?”

“My mother sells balloons.”

“Your sister?”

“She is small” (adds with hand gestures)

“You don’t go to Govt. school?”

“In Govt. school they don’t teach English. So I go to English medium School in Hadapsar. 2000 rupees a year”

We have reached a footpath pavement outside PNB ATM on MG Road. There is no sign of a shoe-box seller. Only a man leaning against the wall and counting a small bunch of 100-50-10 rupee notes. The boy asks the man – “Woh Mochi Kahan gaya?”. The man says – “Aadhaa ghanta pehle bus pakad ke chala gaya”

The boy looks slightly dejected. He says – “Sir, next time”.

“There will be no next time, we are here only for the day. Are you sure that this man sells the shoe-boxes? Is there no one other who sells?”

“Sir, I know only this man. If you know any one else, I will be glad. it is upto you to trust me. If you know a carpenter, then you can pay the carpenter and I will take the box from him later ”

We look at each other. We look at the boy. He is fearless and forthright. I look closely at his face now. The eye lids don’t seem batter much. He has big black eyes (he has possibly lined them with surma/kajal) and he is making full eye contact with me.

Are we getting scammed? If we are, he is a real pro! The guy leaning there and counting notes is looking more suspicious than ever.

“If we give you the money what will you do?”

“I will buy the shoe-box from him tomorrow”

“And where will you sit?”

“I will sit next to another shoe-polisher on that side of the road. Near Marz-o-Rin” (I recall that is true. Another fluent English speaking cobbler sits where he was pointing to. But again, English speaking shabby cobbler, its compounding my suspicions)

We finally take a judgement call. Lets take the risk. We would have poured the same amount and more  into booze otherwise. Me and Rathee then squabble over who pays. I say we split, he says he pays all. Finally, Rathee Boy ends up giving the amount.

“Thank you very much sir, I will polish your shoes for free always, you come”

“Never do it for free! Even for me. Never do it for free” (advice from a struggling entrepreneur :) ) “And don’t sit near the other cobbler, sit further down the street. Make your own territory. He also speaks English”

“Thank you very much sir. I will sit near Bombay Stores”

The man counting the notes is finished and asks us “Kuch problem hai?”. We say “Nahi kuch nahi, kuch problem nahi hai”

And then both of us leave the boy and his pavement. Rathee catches his ride and I, mine.

On the way back, I yearn – I want to go back to MG Road and check if we have been scammed. If there is a 4th standard boy sitting with a shoe-box and polishing away to glory, or is he still prowling around and scamming. Former is hardwork, latter is smartwork; and whatever he has chosen, I don’t opine either of them to be inferior in scale, scope and success.

June 1, 2010 3:50 pm

Sitting outside one our big client’s office, Mayank lamented, “Their director’s cabin is bigger than our whole office put together, and we are going to automate their whole system!”; getting philosophical on this I quipped- “samay samay ki baat hai mere dost… apna bhi number…”,”Jaydeep… come here” a voice interrupted… I immediately sprang to feet making a dash for the door… But an office peon beat me to it… he blurted-”mai jaydeep…” and gave a toothy grin. Mayank gave me a wry smile bringing me back to earth… he said-”abhi bhi time hai”

Launching of Intinno Naarad

September 6, 2008 2:06 pm

Intinnoing Naarad

And this is another of my stupid artwork which we converted to a poster for the launch of Intinno Naarad. The center piece in the poster is by me and the rest is done by Nitin Jain and Ankit Jain. And ofcourse, to ideate there was Jaggu (Jagan Mohan), Arpit and Mayank.

And finally the poster looks like-

And finally when patched in the poster, it looks like-

Launch of Naarad

Weaving dreams, Painting pictures

June 13, 2008 2:44 am

As I begin to get into my web designing mode with Mayank, this is my first independent, useless creation in Photoshop CS2.
Wanted

This is something I can use as Icon

Intinno Technologies begins Hiring

June 7, 2008 4:28 am

Design by me and Mayank with creative inputs from Arpit.

One good deed a day -1

June 1, 2008 11:27 am

The title may be suggestive of some fancy and cliched resolution, however, I do intend to perform one  good-deed-a-day (not literally, but yeah at a regular interval). Like all things, the operative word here- “good” is again highly subjective, and in this case, I  will let my confused conscience take over the helm to make the decision. Hence, the readers are free to hold their own opinions and yeah, please don’t pass on judgments. I am a  firm believer that to pass judgment is a sinful act, suggestive  of how little the “judger” has of the real world and to some extent a pathetic show of one-up-man-ship and foolishness.  Nonetheless, the world can’t do with the “act of passing judgment”, take the basic case- judicial system. A discussion on the judicial system would be interesting. However, it is porting the “act-of-passing-judgments” to all other unwanted places that troubles me. Anyways, lets not get carried away and get back to my ”good-deed-of-the-day”.

Today is special in some sense. Shilpa is “leaving-for-good” (a term in our college vocabulary which means you wind up your belongings and leave for your home town). She will however be back for convocation and other short visits to see me. The whole seeing-off thing is again a long story, where I go through a flurry of emotions and which I don’t intend to pen (type) down. The “good-deed-of-the-day” happens after I see her off and am on my way back.

Having broken my specs in less than a week again, I call up my optician and ask him if I can drop by to give my specs for repairing. He concurs, I could do so. Hence, I walk out of the railway station for making an onward journey towards Gol Bazaar (GolB). I raise my hands at a bunch of cycle-rikshaw drivers, triggering their mad rush towards me. When the bunch is near enough,  I utter, “Gol Bazaar chalna hai”. I start collecting their spontaneous bids – “thirty”, ”Pandrah (15)”, “Bees (20)”; and without waiting further I nudge the guy with the lowest bid (15) that we  move towards his rickshaw. The driver must be in his fifties or may be even more, 5-feetish slender build like the rest of his tribe in Kharagpur. A minute later after I boarded the rickshaw, a whiff of alcohol hit my nose and I realised that the rickshaw driver was in a hangover from the previous night’s drinking. It’s a common practice for these  impoverished and poor rickshaw driver to the spend all of their meagre daily earning into booze. I cannot theorize why do they  do that, but it is one of the social evils that plagues the BPL (below poverty line) population in this part of the country.

Pretending to ignore his condition, I start keying an sms to Shilpa on how I already started missing her. In sometime, we hit the railway overbridge that lands you in Gol Bazaar, by now the driver had already started panting which didn’t grab my attention as I switched from sms to call with Shilpa. We however reached the top of the bridge and then it was a easy ride downhill. I got off at a crossing and walked my way to the optician’s. Handing over my specs, I got back to the rickshaw. We soon hit the overbridge’s  upslope. I remembered his panting from the previous uphill climb and volunteered to get down and walk, while he pulled the empty rickshaw. The rickshaw driver thanked me citing that in old age climbing uphill was very difficult. I put up a fake smile as I got busy keying an sms again. I am pretty bad a smsing, I seem to take a  hell lot of a time to sms, Shilpa accuses me. Once on the top of the bridge, I got back on the  rickshaw. The journey for the next 2 kms is downslope, I sit nice and pretty with the rickshaw’s shades pulled up to protect me from the hot and humid sun. The weather was pretty sultry. I could see the rickshaw driver sweating profusely even as we went downhill.

Starting Afresh!

April 12, 2008 3:38 am
Well, in case you are wondering what am I starting afresh? I would like to be a spoilsport and blurt out a cliched response – “Starting afresh with blogging dude!”.

Not that I have plenty of time at hand, or that I have an audience which is dying to know the torrents of arbit thoughts that cross my mind; it is just for the sake of keeping a journal of my random thoughts, a diary of sorts.

My previous blogs have been personal and specific; I wish to keep this one general. My audience count would possibly be zilch as I do not intend to go public with this one.

[unwanted justification: No, I am not insecure, it's just that I am not ready to share my thoughts with others; psychological inferences could be drawn upon from this behavior by the ones who read too much into things, but I don't care]

However, despite the absence of audience, I would myself under the false pretext that there is audience (glimpses of hypocrite me [;)] heh heh )

I am a naturally verbose person and I am pretty much sure about this trait being evident in my posts to come.

sculptures et al..

June 19, 2006 3:06 pm

this is the north side of the Illini Union.. u can see some sculptures there… lets get a closer look

ohhh… I didn’t know that Khajuraho had influence all over the world (smirk)

… and what are these… hmmm new poses of Aasanas.. watever… :D

btw… did someone say “sculpture” in Hindi/Sanskrit… I sure LOVE “sculpturePosted by Picasa

a hot and sunny day….

3:01 pm

chicks at the Quad…

(for the information of XXXXXX the XXXXXXX didn’t ‘do’ it… by which he means that he didnt take the pic… he just put it up on the blog for fun) chuckle Posted by Picasa